You'll never guess what I've just found out.
Before I tell you, I want you to know the source is bona fide. I did an internet search and it popped up in Google. Not only that, the information was in a book.
Not just an e-book either. I'm talking paperback. A proper published paperback. Judging by the reviews, it's probably sold quite a few thousand copies too. Basically, it can't be wrong.
Here goes the news:
"In England, Salt Publishing offered Emily Benet, who originally wrote under the name Belle du Jour, a contract for her blog, Shop Girl Blog, about a twenty-eight year old call girl's sexual exploits. Shop Girl Diaries won a Guardian award, and rumors have it she landed a six-figure deal" - Extract from How to Blog a Book
Here it is:
To be fair, now that I read it again, it doesn't sound quite right.
A couple of things are off. The paragraph is completely accurate except for these teeny, weeny details:
1. I've never written under the name Belle Du Jour
2. I've never been a Call Girl
3. I've never written about my sexual exploits
3. I was not 28 years old when I wrote my blog
4. Shop Girl Diaries didn't win a Guardian Award
5. I did not land a 6-figure* deal (A friend wondered if they meant I'd been paid with a Russian Doll. Another, @Grays85 made the point that £0100.00 was still 6-figures)
Apart from those minor details, the info was totally correct. The author even spelt my name right. Usually people can't resist doubling those 'n' and 't's.
Jokes aside, this is a good lesson on not believing everything you read!
The Author has since emailed me and is feeling very sorry. The information is going to be corrected. It's not much consolation to all the people who have come to my blog over the years looking for sizzling, sexy entries though, is it?
That's why I've decided to show you a bit of leg...
For more thrills like this, you can read my book Shop Girl Diaries. Not much sex in it. No sex actually. But if you buy it, it will help me towards that six-figure deal I didn't get!
Thanks for reading!